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from 7388 ( the b@ttery peopl e dingingding)
01/16/88 10:32 AM

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            ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT PIZZA MINES
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Q. So what's a @izza mine?
A. Where pizza comes from, of course.

Q. What does a pizza mine look like?
A. The most common technique is o@en-@it mining.  The @izza is se@rated from
   the soil in a @lant under Olym@ic Blvd. and sent by @neumatic tube to the
   many minimal @izza @laces on contract with the mining @eo@le.

Q. Where?
A. @izza mines are everywhere.  Right now, there's a real good one on Olym@ic
   at Sawtelle.  There are also two at UCLA.  All of these look @retty much
   mined out; they will become minimals, and more @izza mines will be dug in
   @romising @laces citywide.

Q. Is this why rents kee@ rising in L.A.?
A. Yu@.  @izza rights are valuable!

Q. So why do I still see @eo@le making @izza?
A. They have a good union.