19,248 ` WOOZ 15 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- this sig. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- From: SYS0-Joseph To: all 6/ 6/87 1:14:43 PM if you don't understand what's going on, you're normal. get out. if you want to understand, call pvac (213) 306-1172 or br's bbs (213) 394-5950. you will be confused further, but it won't hurt as much anymore. to those from either of the above: let me know if this isn't werid enough. i can change some things. -jg. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- ` WOOZ 17 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Wooz ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- From: davi-David Dennis To: All 6/10/87 11:39:17 PM On my old BBS (and I'm talking really old, folks!), I had a SIG like this that was really successful. The only problem is that I didn't even know what it meant! However, you need a few Zook!s aNd oF cOurSe TarDiNg to make it a 'real' SIG for this sort of thing. Just remember ... if you can understand it ... it's not real! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- ` WOOZ 47 this is nothing From: thok-Pavlov's Cat To: whome 6/22/87 7:18:20 PM this is nothing. nothing is in this file. this file is nothing. this is nothing, nothing is in this file. this is nothinfPOKnaa;dfs ` WOOZ 54 Wooz From: davi-David Dennis To: PavCat 6/22/87 10:20:00 PM Now that you've posted a message here, it isn't nothing. So what is it now? ` WOOZ 70 diddy wah diddy From: KL43-driver 8 To: battery homes of America 6/25/87 8:44:27 PM ZENOV W. ZAROUV DATE: WED JUN 2 this is wooozy ` WOOZ 81 Magician's Oath From: SYS0-Joseph To: all 6/27/87 12:06:13 PM why do they have one maybe if they told how they do their tricks fifty thousand magicians doing the same thing all around the world will not enjoy it too much? ` WOOZ 90 This is noT From: VOID-Craig Dickson To: the grape of wrath 7/ 4/87 1:26:16 AM (Side note: understanding wooze is not relevant to the question of whether or not it is real. It has more to do with breadth of mind... proper wooze is art.) This is a letter. It is to be typed on three-quarter-inch rounds and mailed via Aeroflot to Mr. Deng in Beijing. It is the workers' Word of Mao. Discrete (not discreet) thoughts fill the maze, the grain itself is the message... The message prevents the message from undue detection including that it cannot be read by the addressee. This is the purpose. Mr. Deng is modernizing China and removing one of our best scapegoats. We do not like Mr. Deng. Discrete people once again fill Shanghai, Canton, Beijing maze. It is to be typed on the workers, on Mr. Deng. This is an Aeroflot on three-quarter-inch discretions. A letter to the workers, Mr. Deng? Yes. Mr. Deng prevents the Word from being heard. Obviously some sort of communist sympathizer, possibly even the director of some major multinational corproligion. I see it all now. This is a worker. We do not like workers. Obviously China. Mao prevents the scapegoat from flying Aeroflot. Beijing writes a letter to some sort of thoughts that fill the letter that fill Mr. Deng. We do not like three- quarter-inch workers. This is litter. Multinational. See all. Yes. It is flame. It ` WOOZ 95 this is litter From: SYS0-Joseph To: so 7/ 4/87 5:42:47 PM crumpled electrodes, cathode rays, rg and b's, crumpled. on the ground. ` WOOZ 104 <== now it is ^no thing^ ==> From: KL43-driver 8 To: used fireworks 7/ 5/87 11:20:32 AM +-------------->> i am not as werid as Pat Vac )))) let's photon! ) it's better in South Pasadena --------------------------------The Editor------------------------------ ` WOOZ 134 John Rock From: KL43-driver 8 To: (deputy city attorney) 7/14/87 10:43:23 AM +-------------------------- ------------------------+ | assume entries did not pass lint unless stated | | otherwise | +-------------------------- ------------------------+ ` WOOZ 149 vvv vvv vvv From: thok-Pavlov's Cat To: Rosseforp 7/19/87 12:42:48 PM ~03:30 PERU 8929 UNID 02:34 " 5618 " 01:40 " 4890v R. Huanta ` WOOZ 161 VVVVV (five bulls) From: VOID-Craig Dickson To: occupant 7/23/87 8:45:08 PM After careful examination I remain convinced that the Earth is not a stone in a chicken's belly. They use them to digest their food, you know. ` WOOZ 165 v From: SYS0-Joseph To: visitors 7/23/87 9:57:57 PM i doubt it you're rig ht unless maybe not you know it is possi ble.. right? rite. everybody's gotta diet last rite poonie or not poonie ^that^ isn't woozy. ` WOOZ 181 the buildings are simply slabs of paint From: kl43-driver 8 To: Moral Disney 7/27/87 11:27:27 AM poonie is spelled with a !, as in poonie! a path to poonie! is ucla-an!ihnp4!@oonie!14!cops0 say hi to NSA. I| may| be| paranoid but| I'| m| not| stoopid. ` WOOZ 194 Woozinet excerpts From: BOBR-Bob Reite To: ALL 7.113 listeners 7/29/87 7:25:43 AM It's that happy time of day are you woozy? I'm woozy where is QWZ (name) I've got something in the kitchen what? I can't say because of a dramatic change in FCC rules It's getting better--none at present Oops, the chains are rattling, I have to go (the other operator copied this line as "it's in the bag", we were really woozy that night! ) Yeah.... (now there was some really good s*** to put here, but I'm so woozy rite now that I forget it! ) ` WOOZ 207 07 (any base >7) From: BOBR-Bob Reite To: All ding-a-lings 8/ 1/87 8:57:04 AM        ` WOOZ 225 111111111111111111111110 From: thok-Pavlov's Cat To: Juan Valdeth 8/ 2/87 9:12:31 PM |sugar ` WOOZ 229 From: SYS0-Joseph To: 8/ 4/87 12:16:08 PM far ` WOOZ 248 Media BBS From: zot1-jeff morgan To: all 7/12/87 2:23:49 AM Visions Infoline the BBS for Media Professionls. 201-769-1779 Try it if you work it the media field you might like it. .s `