find yourself hurling into the screaming mouth of God -- HAL 9000 Present standings from 11 voters: 54%: 1) does god swallow? - Adagio 9%: 2) smashed flat on the soft, pink tnogue - diatribe 9%: 3) anneal this hound, thine nasal hound. - thok 27%: 4) DON'T FLUSH IT! - cloned sheep My jealousy knows no bounds -- Adagio Present standings from 11 voters: 27%: 1) conversations kill - diatribe 9%: 2) junky basswood mouse nylon. - thok 9%: 3) and my soul's worn thin - Sexy Chicken 18%: 4) i wanna be Rupert Murdoch baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - cloned sheep 9%: 5) but some rebounds - Joseph 18%: 6) I want...blood. - Adagio 9%: 7) So here I sit on death row. - ZAPHOD Please set your watch ahead one season. -- cloned sheep Present standings from 10 voters: 20%: 1) healthy saucepans wore a sedate noose. - thok 20%: 2) this weather intoxicates my skin - diatribe 10%: 3) is it virtual October yet? - Joseph 10%: 4) You would think so, but no - Adagio 20%: 5) i thought it was always October. - Radio Free Willy 10%: 6) and set your brain back two. - ZAPHOD 10%: 7) no, it's "spring ahead" brain and all - Beledi would you like sauce with that? -- diatribe Present standings from 10 voters: 20%: 1) eat a husky willow. cut out. hide. - thok 10%: 2) I don't call it sauce... but it tastes lovely!! - HAL 9000 20%: 3) may the sauce be with me - Joseph 10%: 4) Mmmm...oh YEAH...more! - Adagio 20%: 5) Only if its still hot and sticky! - ZAPHOD 10%: 6) loud, proud, sassy, and brassy - diatribe 10%: 7) hot-steamy-and-saucy (licking lips) - Beledi A Gentleman's Guide to the Fine Art of Homosexual Prostitution -- Adagio Present standings from 10 voters: 20%: 1) smoothtensilerufousrefugeeadamantexploitationtonight- thok 40%: 2) for Dummies, vol. II - Joseph 10%: 3) Fruit flavored bubble gum gets the condom taste out - HAL 9000 10%: 4) really? even if it's lubricated? I'll remember that - Adagio 20%: 5) sometimes you just don't go in the bathroom - diatribe Don't comets usually mean the end of the world? -- Radio Free Willy Present standings from 9 voters: 33%: 1) follow alert hound. study meson death cement. - thok 11%: 2) Only in the movies and comicbooks. - Adagio 11%: 3) that nostradamus guy is dead, it's ok. - diatribe 22%: 4) Hale "Bob" - HAL 9000 11%: 5) no, just the end of certain zealots - Beledi 11%: 6) how do you feel? - Joseph how do you work this? -- ZAPHOD Present standings from 8 voters: 12%: 1) grasp firmly, move slowly, back and forth - Adagio 25%: 2) oh wow. your id's thok. - thok 25%: 3) you need win95 to do it, the guy told me - diatribe 12%: 4) Insert tab "A" into slit "B" - HAL 9000 12%: 5) fold lengthwise, but never crosswise - Beledi 12%: 6) you just work it. baby. on out. - Joseph Purple Smurf sent me a card from New Orleans! -- Adagio Present standings from 8 voters: 25%: 1) aerate fern. prop null moss. screw madmen's fur. - thok 12%: 2) carly sent me bloody, severed hand (our lovechild). - diatribe 12%: 3) Should be back t'day'r t'morrow. Dave'll be happy. - Adagio 37%: 4) All smurfs must die - HAL 9000 12%: 5) give me a ticket for an airoplane. - Joseph when they suck you mind, like a pigeon you'll fly -- diatribe Present standings from 8 voters: 12%: 1) Oh baby...oh...SUCK ME!!! - Adagio 37%: 2) they puke luminous whelk candy in oily lye fog. - thok 25%: 3) How does your brain taste? Filled with good things? - HAL 9000 12%: 4) if they want you to cry, leap into the sky - diatribe 12%: 5) sugar, spice, and chicken soup with rice - Joseph Where're the white women at? -- Adagio Present standings from 8 voters: 25%: 1) we, we tether the harem wino. - thok 12%: 2) They're for sale at Akhbar's behind the Bazaar. - HAL 9000 37%: 3) There's a sale at Wet Seal. - Sexy Chicken 12%: 4) How much and what do I get for my money? - Adagio 12%: 5) the Sultan of Brunei is holding them hostage - Beledi "...naked, wearing only a cockring." -- Adagio Present standings from 6 voters: 33%: 1) I'm the Eat Me, Beat Me Lady! - Sexy Chicken 16%: 2) Oh split. - diatribe 33%: 3) weaken lying organ, acorn dick. - thok 16%: 4) that has a familiar cockring to it... - Joseph the supreme hashish candy of the mind, quoth burroughs -- diatribe Present standings from 6 voters: 16%: 1) admonish brushfire's herds though quote a cute nymph- thok 33%: 2) purple wombats do not wear bowties - HAL 9000 16%: 3) brion gysin's all purpose bedtime story - diatribe 16%: 4) i got a mugwump for christmas, baybee - Sexy Chicken 16%: 5) the queen's borroughs - Joseph a new standard by which to measure infamy -- diatribe Present standings from 3 voters: 33%: 1) daddy - HAL 9000 33%: 2) foamy, winy, acrid shame. daunt a bent shrew. - thok 33%: 3) the cubic nixon! - Joseph Where oh Where has the E of E gone? -- HAL 9000 Present standings from 2 voters: 50%: 1) fete eager hose hero, eh? how? when? - thok 50%: 2) the local call got too expensive? - Joseph -*> boards <*-