#1/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) (SIGOp) : ZAPHOD'S WILD GAME PRESERVE :-}
10/21/96 06:20pm
A nice place where all my little cyber friends can romp and play with
out fear of being shot or censured. lets keep it to
drinking tips and other war stories, I fancy the comical/bizar
stuff but since this is a preserve, anything wild will do
thank eue fer yoer supphort, Love ZAPHOD.
#2/50: By: diatribe (#61) : the prisoner
02/17/97 01:38am
i know what the prisoner is, you just never asked. :)
anyone ever see the movie "the collector"? creepy.
OH NO. I just got my first visa card/checking/versateller account.
i'm doomed. doesn't this mean that my name passes through like 70 computers a
day? man, i should have never cracked piggy. but's it's not like piggies are
made to hold 400 dollars. gotta pay for college somehow.
i got an application for housing at UCSB but i don't think it means i've been
accepted, i think the uc system is just backwards.
#3/50: By: Radio Free Willy (#3) : the UC system is backwards
02/17/97 12:01pm
#4/50: By: Adagio (#25) : the 20/20 on laural canyon & ventura
02/19/97 01:31am
is where Dino Everett works. Dino, if you don't know, is the producer
of the hit Public Access show on Century Cable known as "Colin's Sleazy
Friends," starring Colin Malone, Dino Everett, and whichever porn stars they
have on that week. On Century, the show can be seen Wednesdays at midnight,
channel three. Check your local listings to see if it will be airing on any
given week.
-Il Diavolo
#5/50: By: gosubrun (#16) : the collector
02/20/97 03:11am
an interesting novel. also the magus.
both made interesting films.
another interesting, and more frightening collector, is to be
found in peter straub's "shadowland"
#6/50: By: Sexy Chicken (#123) : wow!
02/20/97 06:43pm
i'd forgotten about the collector. I lent it to my friend Liana in high
school. Liana also has my Harvey Sid Fisher tape and three Tom Robbins novels,
not to mention countless other gems.
I never got to see The Collector as a film. Where can I get it?
#7/50: By: diatribe (#4) : just look in the
02/21/97 12:37am
creepy, maladjusted english men section of your local video store. i found it
at a blockbuster so you can probably find it anywhere.
#8/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) : Creepy,maladjusted ENGLISH men.
02/23/97 12:24am
I like that, accuratly discribes that particular segment of earthlings
that i was at an (unsual) loss to discribe-
#9/50: By: Radio Free Willy (#3) : bloody vikings!
02/25/97 10:44am
#10/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) : Ya know why Nordic women are so but-E-full?
02/25/97 04:21pm
You didnt think the (bloody) Vikings would bring home the ugly ones dija?
#11/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) :
03/11/97 07:58pm
this is a long
distance call
#12/50: By: lucifer (#102) : Prisoner tapes can be easily found anywhere, I have found.
03/15/97 03:15pm
Yay.
I remember seeing The Collector. Good film, disturbing.
I've read The Magus, didn't know there was a film.
John Fowles is a good writer. I seem to recall that years later he went back
and published a re-edited/somewhat-re-written version of The Magus, but I
haven't read it yet. So it goes.
If he's on Milliways then Of Course he knows the Prisoner.
jeez.
#13/50: By: diatribe (#4) : dangermouse
03/16/97 12:11am
tetsuo and i found dangermouse videos in a blockbuster in the glendal galleria
(hiss!). :)
"peeeeeeeeeeenfold!!!!!"
#14/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) : who is dangermouse?
03/16/97 12:22pm
#15/50: By: Adagio (#25) : dangermouse rules
03/17/97 03:08am
But I was always a MAJOR fan of Count Duckula...
-Il Diavolo
#16/50: By: HAL 9000 (#73) : Howard the Duck!!
03/21/97 01:37pm
Howard the Duck is god!!
(but the movie sucked!!)
#17/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) : But you gotta admit
03/21/97 05:31pm
The leading lady cute...
#18/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) : I for got her name though.....
03/22/97 12:16am
she was lo but a teeny bopper when H.T.D. was filmed, she went on to
do so the cinamatic CLASSIC series back to the future....
Pin up girl
without measure
I can assure you Ho Hum
#19/50: By: Beledi (#65) : Lea Thompson? not sure
03/23/97 11:49pm
about the spelling, or the name really, but was that her?
#20/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) : Ya Know, I dont know...
03/24/97 12:14am
She played Alexes mom in all the BACK TO THE FUTURE movies, when
Howard the duck came out I was but a nervous young lad, There was
this scene where SHE was in an intamate moment w/ the duck/guy
and the director had her in some pritty provacative poses, especally
to a 16 year old who had a fettish for langerie and a right hand that
wouldnt quit...(ahem)
Brooke Shields was another matter................
#21/50: By: Adagio (#25) : word
03/24/97 02:12am
Beledi: That's her.
Zaphod: Yep. Howard the Duck was a hideous movie. I never bothered to
get to know him any further.
-Il Diavolo
#22/50: By: Joseph (#1) (SysOp) : doesn't she
03/24/97 11:16am
star in "Caroline in the City" now?
#23/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) : who? Brook or the other one?
03/24/97 01:44pm
#24/50: By: Adagio (#25) : yep
03/25/97 04:02pm
Joseph: Yes.
Zaphod: Leah Thompson. Brooke's show is "Suddenly Susan," which is
completely terrible. At least "Caroline in the City" had its moments...
-Your Not-So Friendly Neighbourhood TV Information Man
#25/50: By: Joseph (#1) (SysOp) : not to encourage
03/25/97 08:31pm
a debate over what TV shows are cool, I just have to put a word in for Suddenly
Susan. for no particularly excellent reason, I'm actually quite fond of that
show. there, I said it, and I'm proud.
#26/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) : And well you should be Joseph
03/26/97 12:18am
Though I watch the show religiously in hopes that the writer will
put her in a bakini or (hehehe) a negleghe or better yet mabe he'll
write in a little SKIN like in N.Y.P.D. -=-=-
Brooks naked but on national TV I would have lived a full life
and yes I saw "pritty baby" befor and after that child porn
scandel....
Droollll
#27/50: By: Adagio (#25) : well, Suddenly Susan does have that Kathy what'shername woman, who's funny...
03/26/97 04:05pm
#28/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) : Which one is she?
03/26/97 11:23pm
there all cute, and I suppose I would settle for her naked butt
AHHH but alas, it just wouldnt be the same.......
#29/50: By: gosubrun (#16) : ,
03/27/97 08:50pm
i seem to remember introducing Dangermouse into the Never-Ending Story in
conjunction with Amazona and her martial Garden Weasel.
yes i did.
i liked that game...
#30/50: By: Adagio (#25) : Dangermouse rules, but Count Duckula's cooler.
03/28/97 02:40am
#31/50: By: HAL 9000 (#73) : Who the fuck is Dangermouse?
03/28/97 01:46pm
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!
!!!
?>???
#32/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) : I dont know eather.
03/29/97 02:57am
I just wanna see some naked Butt!
#33/50: By: diatribe (#4) : DANGERMOSUE
03/29/97 03:51am
is a cartoon character. english in origin, gotta love it. :)
PENFOLD!!!!!!!!!! Oh-Eck!
FARAH FAUCETT- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
#34/50: By: Adagio (#25) : thanks for educating the oldsters, diatribe. ;>
03/29/97 05:06am
#35/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) : Farrah! Ho baby, that Big Hair
03/29/97 10:42pm
and that....Oh NUTZ i wet myself.....
#36/50: By: HAL 9000 (#73) : Where can one see Danger-Mouse?
03/30/97 12:54pm
#37/50: By: Sexy Chicken (#123) : Penfold?? Cor!
04/01/97 09:57pm
Danger Mouse used to be shown on Nickelodeon. Start a big letter-writing
campaign and bring it back!!
#38/50: By: Adagio (#25) : Add "You Can't Do That On Television" to that letter,too!!!
04/02/97 02:56am
Though I have a nagging suspicion that Alanis Morriesette bought all
the goddamned episodes so no one would know how fine she -used- to be...;>
-Il Diavolo
#39/50: By: Sexy Chicken (#123) : oh, please!
04/02/97 10:33pm
everyone knows Lisa was the babe on that show. Loved those braces wih the odd
piece of spinach stuck in 'em.
Nickelodeon used to be the only reason to have cable...now it's a cross between
Com Central, Cartoon Network, and Nick-At-Nite. Does anyone have TV Land? If
so, I'll kill you and move into your place.
#40/50: By: diatribe (#4) : I saw we bring back Kids Incorperated.
04/03/97 01:22am
er say
well, dangermouse isn't airing as far as i know, best you can do is find videos
in the used sections of blockbuster. :) they should on;y be a few dollars or
so...
i had a daydream today where I sneaked into my fathers room and smahsed his tv
with a hatchet. *smile*
what an idiotic man, drives auto with both feet. going to kill him.
*pull*stop*lurch*lurch*luuuuuuuurchstoplurchstop*
when i was little, i set fire to his bed while he was sleeping.
oh it's not as bad as it sounds, i just left a heating pad on all day in the
far corner of his bed. it was only a little fire and no one got hurt.
i also tried to poisin him by melting chocolaxes in his coffee.
he is the only really bad man i've ever met
poisON him.
whatever . . .
diatribe
#41/50: By: HAL 9000 (#73) : diatribe, when you're done with your dad
04/03/97 01:29pm
could you come work on mine?
#42/50: By: Beledi (#65) : Yes, please work on HAL's dad!
04/03/97 11:55pm
please
#43/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) : then when your
04/05/97 02:55am
done you can brazurke on my EX-wife
and that lil shrimp who beat me up in the 5th grade
and knute gibgrich
and the irs
and and and and and and
evry body i just never liked real bad!
See I need a real tough friend, sombody whos gonna back me up!
Eat one bean, ya gotta eat the whole bah-ree-toe!
me and my bad ass buddie!!!
yeah yeha thatll fix em.....
thell be sorry,,,
ho PooP!
Guess Ill juess hafta go it alone!
#44/50: By: gosubrun (#16) : i had it bad for The Moose
04/05/97 11:41pm
and Clarissa was a close second
#45/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) : The Moose (huh?)
04/06/97 12:17am
Please 'splane me who is "The Moose"....
no
damm i mean done
#46/50: By: diatribe (#4) : ew
04/06/97 02:14am
Clarissa?
yuck! :) sorry . . . .
sure, i'll back you up in a fight zaph. :) i have bezerker anger in me when
the situations are right. i also have no qualms about going straight for the
groin. i am not a murderer. don't think i'm bad that way.
#47/50: By: Joseph (#1) (SysOp) : alanis
04/06/97 03:50pm
was on You Can't Do That on Television?
earlier episodes? I used to watch it. I imagine the show must have gone on
for some time without me. did they call her Alanis? did she write songs about
the other prepubescents?
I have a hard time establishing a link between those two concepts.
#48/50: By: ZAPHOD (#41) : Nope, dont know her...
04/06/97 09:12pm
never saw that show, for years I didnt have a T.V.
#49/50: By: LORD GOD DAVE (#53) :
04/08/97 10:55pm
hal?
HAl?
I SENSE HOSTILITY HERE HAL....
YOU DONT NEED TO
BE HOSTILE....
NOT WITH THE....
AE-586....
REMBER OUR SONG,,,HAL?
GIVE ME YOURRRR ANS....
WER...
DAISY......DOO
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#50/50: By: Sexy Chicken (#123) : the moose
04/09/97 01:29am
wasn't that the main one? i forget her name, Christine or something, but she
was cool for putting on leotards and riding an exercise bike while getting
green slime poured on her in that one episode.
Alanis was on the later episodes of YCDTOT...and yes, they called her alanis.
she had short feathered hair like lisa's and was mostly featured in the locker
room joke scenes...
Now that I think of it, I used to want to marry Kevin Kubichevski. He was
really good at Centipede.
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