#1/36: By: ZAPHOD (#41) (SIGOp) : DUCKKEIS FRY IN HELL!
02/23/97 12:56am
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
NEEDLESS TODAY, GONE TOMORROW, NEXT THING YA KNOW- KERPLOW!
There, I feel better now:
Got a board that says #41 ZAPHOD GRAND POOH-PAH OF THIS PAGE!
lust,greed,glory WERE WITH MACHIVELI (or freuid,respectivly)
About the Hammond (for them taht asked:
the make and model were un-known to me,
it had 2 sets of keys, the top was offset to the right, to the left
of the top row were a binch of "presets" paddles that looked like
ivory inlaid toung depressers, under them were theese "SLIDE Controlls"
that changed the tone of a given chord as you played it, you could
bend a note by JAMMING a cord whilst pulling or pushing the slides
at the same time.......the speakers were rotted, so I replaced them with
PE-VE 12" black widdo speakers, then took one output side and ran it through
a 500 watt PHILIPS sterio amp, (SPLIT A&B) cut in an old analog delay
and pumped this sound through 2 "KUSTOM" 10 inch speker stacks (5 per colum)
THE EFFECT WAS -AWSOM-
Bach's Fughe in "D minor" never sounded so bone chilling, the low
tones from the foot pedels with the vibraddo slide pulled all out
felt like an earth quake, the high notes would have made a Bishop
kick a hole in a stained glass window, and the mid tones during
LiL red rooster made T-Bone wallace smile sweetly on my room....
Oh yeah, It eventually got me evicted.
The hammond is gone now like lots of stuff, but I can still play
the blewz in 16 bars on my "specal 20"
If anyone out there wants to jam, lemme know......
Is there a feeling you have or had- that was UNIQUELY yours
this is the board to tell about it!
"Smiles like the sun, Kisses for evryone" (Berracuda:Heart)
#2/36: By: Radio Free Willy (#3) : yow
02/25/97 10:38am
someone get Lux 137 onto this board, quick.
#3/36: By: ZAPHOD (#41) (SIGOp) : t
02/27/97 01:37pm
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#4/36: By: ZAPHOD (#41) (SIGOp) : T is for TAO.....
02/27/97 01:38pm
Haa Jess Glass Hoppa, Just punch "T" at the command prompt annd
all Tings will be clear
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#5/36: By: ZAPHOD (#41) (SIGOp) :
02/27/97 01:41pm
no, nononononnononononnonnononononono
mmmmm
giberish!
#6/36: By: ZAPHOD (#41) (SIGOp) : hey RFW
02/27/97 01:42pm
lux? huh?
#7/36: By: ZAPHOD (#41) (SIGOp) :
03/02/97 02:06am
#8/36: By: Radio Free Willy (#3) : he has a web site somewhere
03/05/97 09:50am
used to be http://home.earthlink.com/~rockmore/ but he got his own domain.
Used to call mw. One of a dedicated few church organists/thereminists who also
collect old vacuum cleaners. Pretty colorful guy.
#9/36: By: ZAPHOD (#41) (SIGOp) : Ill check out that site and report
03/06/97 04:35pm
back if he's around
#10/36: By: Adagio (#25) : hah...
03/07/97 02:17am
ol' Electrolux? Yeah, I 'member yakkin' with him after one o' my better
anti-God statements...talk about bein' on opposite sides of an issue!
Dude was totally insane...;>
-Il Diavolo
#11/36: By: diatribe (#4) : electrolux is an interesting noisy band.
03/07/97 10:39pm
#12/36: By: HAL 9000 (#73) : electrolux got angry at gosubrun and
03/07/97 11:06pm
i one day when we'd discussed wicca once too often for him. he made one last
angry post about how we worshipped evil gods and has never been heard from
again. oh well. i liked talking to the guy!
#13/36: By: ZAPHOD (#41) (SIGOp) : YoW!
03/08/97 01:10am
Some people can be so TOUCHEY!
Adagio: were you actually trying to SAY something?
ho, never mind,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
This guy LectroLux culdnt'a been a real bluse man
if he was he prob. wouldnta been here, if (by some grace) he was
Lil shit like that wouldnt matter. See, he sounede more like a
Sunday choir director with a pipe organ, than a man wiff a stoey.
SAYS AHHM AHH MANN -1-2-3-3 JAHHHH M-=-= A-=-= N=-= MAN!
WhhWhhWHHH M,,,,,a,,,,,N,,,,, MAN
BUD DA DA DUH DUH!!!
GA-ZOOMP, BA- ZOOMP ZOOMP, GA ZOOM PA DOOM PA DOO DOO
M
A
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MAN!!! GA ZOOMP PA DOO DOO, GA- ZOOMP PA DOO DOO!!!!
WAAAAY PAST 21
GA ZOOMP BA DOO DOO
YEAHAAHAA!
you get the drift!, and i DONT colect vacumecleaner partz
#14/36: By: ZAPHOD (#41) (SIGOp) : THERE!
03/08/97 02:04am
THATS BETTER!
Since LA by night is gonna go NUKE CITY i figured the rest of are gonna
need a place to VENT
SO HERE IT IS, UAA YAA YAA YAA YAA YAA
GET YET YA YA'S OFF MY LAWN!
p.s.
no spitton, pissin, er cussin!
#15/36: By: thok (#69) : et her.
03/08/97 04:14am
la by night is a fallout shelter where the rats fight over the poison
and a third of the water has benzene in it. its redeeming value is
its solitude. if you hate yourself, it's probably hell on earth.
too bad. too bad.
i knew a girl named hope and she was a loser.
#16/36: By: Labia (#85) : are female modalities and feeling about pissing welcome here. sometimes i feel
03/08/97 02:32pm
like pissing in all its symbolism is another kind of penis-war. pissed off,
pissed on, men pissing on women in war videos from Bosnia and slapping women in
the face with their piss-penile-slaps. For me pissing is a blessed relief and
a chance to remove toxins from my body. I accept it as i accept all of my body
functions and don't make it an issue in my anger.
#17/36: By: ZAPHOD (#41) (SIGOp) :
03/09/97 05:17am
Well, lil darli'n DONT EAT YELLOW SNOW!
oH yEAH, i PISS FROM MY PENIS, DEAL WITH IT!
I do not think with my penis,
nor do i think with any of the other peniuses that i have had
installed, they are a quinticential part of my ZAPHODness
and if ya dont like it you can pis....Oh never mind
#18/36: By: HAL 9000 (#73) : yes, there is something to be said for fall-out
03/09/97 12:30pm
shelter life. I really, really, really, want to mutate, and the only way to do
that is by hanging around with hazardous particles... also, I have the fall-out
shelter grunge aesthetic. I just love alleys full of techno trash and the
broken crap that's fallen out of bombed out buildings, and lots of wires and
stuff...
If LA By Night fills that need, that's wonderful, but so far it hasn't spokne
to me of anything but alternating crys of "Mommmmmmmm, I'm bored" and "Get a
life" which was fun the first few times but its gone through too many
iterations and there's only so much fun to be had by lighting Adagio's fuse adn
I'm getting bored of it... for now anyway.
#19/36: By: diatribe (#4) : LIFE AFTer DOOMSDAY
03/11/97 04:46pm
man some freako cat wrote a book called that. detailed everything with crazy
charts on what the hot spots are, which way the wind and weather will blow
what, how to build shelters, protect yourself, make solar stills, store food,
even diagrams of how to blockade and shoot out of your house (since others will
want to take your cool, nuke protected pad), and there's chapters and chapters
more. even stuff on first aid for radiation and the best kind of furniture to
stack over you. first chaper: Home Sweet Hole. tre 70's.
get
into the
groove
boy you've got to
prove
your
love to me
#20/36: By: ZAPHOD (#41) (SIGOp) : I STILL havn't gotten my clothes off yet
03/11/97 07:41pm
#21/36: By: gosubrun (#16) : i
03/12/97 12:05am
didn't realize electrolux was a church-going believer or i wouldn't have said
anything. I rather like theremins myself and so always liked hir knowledge of
them...
i never saw the "evil gods" post though...
CTRL+ALT+DEL
oh my
i have been soooooo far into the Registry now...
i know sooooooo many of win95's SR1 + SR2 tricks to last me...
i know how the backups don't work and why
i know the config.bak program works not at all
i know what the hidden files are for and where they are
i know all about the instabilities in shell32 + run32.dll's...
the three-fingered salute is numba 1 'round here, joe...
i know how many times it takes to really change the device codes...
i know about creeping system instability...
i know about misidentification of primary components...
i haven't gotten any WORK done.
#22/36: By: HAL 9000 (#73) : I don't know if he actually said we worshippe
03/12/97 10:58pm
d "evil gods" it just had that flavor - you know the one I mean, the flavor
that makes one want to do a ritual asking that justice for his every mis-deed
be administered by Kali-Ma and the three Furies.
So are there bug-fixes for all this stuff? I just read about Microsoft's
response to WORD viruses. First they said it was impossible, then they created
a virus fix that only gets rid of one of the WORD viruses and it was buggy!!
#23/36: By: Adagio (#25) : heyheyhey! That Eumenides to you, pal!\
03/13/97 11:33am
#24/36: By: lucifer (#102) :
03/15/97 02:46pm
My dear sweet Labia, I believe I detect a bit of anger in your temperment.
It's ok, no one here will bite you unless you ask first. I expect you'll find
the men here to be quite reasonable and respectful.
Your posts are amusing all the same. :)
............
I used to think that women are better than men by their nature and our culture.
However, I've had the occasion to spend a lot of time with many women in ways
that I hadn't previously been able to in the last year or so. (excuse the
grammar). The things I've seen these individuals do merely prove that
women can be just as shitty as, or worse than, many men.
*How many people here already knew that? SHow of hands, please.
Oh well, another beautiful idea drifts away in the wind.
I still think women are beautiful and wonderful, though. I'm just less naive.
Actually, I do still think that most people are pretty reasonable (I'm not
being naive again, am I?). And women are no less loveable or intelligent than
previously considered.
Praise the God and praise the Goddess. :)
#25/36: By: Radio Free Willy (#3) : there has been some real science done...
03/17/97 11:22am
...that seems to indicate that the default h sap sap is female, and in
reconfiguring the embryo for male equipment complement, the brain is remapped
to be either really bright or really STOOPID. The result, confirmed by
personal observation, seems to be that there are a few STOOPID women, but at
least a magnitude, probably two, more STOOPID men.
Probably about the same number of vain, selfish, greedy, manipulative,
scheming, evil, wicked, nasty and brutish women as men, these are for the most
part learned expressions of inherent instincts, but fewer women who for
whatever reason aren't running the full 32 bits.
Actually 'Lux plays in a black church, and he gets down. It's about as far
from little castrati chanting Te Deums as you can get in the same religion.
#26/36: By: Beledi (#65) : I learned in Biology of Gender Differences
03/17/97 05:32pm
last year, that biologists have recently found the gene on the Y chromosome
that creates a male- they call it TDF- Testosterone Determining Factor. At 7
weeks or so in utero, it turns on, and a little chemical goes off and goes up
to the gonad and says "zap you are a teste" (a direct quote from my teacher,
mind you). At that point the testosterone masculinizes the Wulfian duct and
creates internal and external genitalia. Then, the testorone is changed into
estrogen and is sent to the brain, which is then changed. They haven't yet
figured out how the brain is changed, just that in males it is changed by an
infusion of estrogen that the female embryo doesn't get. Biologist also
discovered that, while females have monthly hormonal fluxes, males go through
similar hormonal fluxes, but on an hourly basis. No one knows what it means
exactly, but it certainly is interesting.
#27/36: By: Beledi (#65) : Oh, yes,
03/17/97 05:39pm
and within the human egg, which of course contains 23 chromosomes, is a little
thing called the polar body, which also contains 23 chromosomes. The two sets
never meet, but if they ever did, conception would occur through
parthenogeneitc birth. Now I'm not a real pusher of parthenogenesis- I really
like the double sex method of conception- but it is interesting that Mother
Nature left this safety valve in case having two sexes didn't work out.
#28/36: By: ZAPHOD (#41) (SIGOp) : The mind reels.....
03/17/97 06:44pm
#29/36: By: Adagio (#25) : ...and falls the fuck over!
03/19/97 04:38am
Wow.
There goes the last thing guys were ever usefull for...;>
#30/36: By: Joseph (#1) (SysOp) : ...control-alt-delete indeed...
03/20/97 07:30pm
#31/36: By: Radio Free Willy (#3) : windows 95: the first male op-system
03/25/97 11:28am
and don't forget mitochondrial DNA. If we fuck up, our mitochondria are quite
likely to get fed up and start evolving on their own again.
#32/36: By: Adagio (#25) : while they're still IN us?
03/25/97 03:55pm
#33/36: By: ZAPHOD (#41) (SIGOp) : YOW!
03/26/97 12:09am
#34/36: By: gosubrun (#16) : yeesh!
03/27/97 08:07pm
beledi: see my post on Grunge Beach for the switch factor solution.
i also idealized women and was also eyeopened but earlier, hanging with mostly
the homegirls rather than the m crowd. Girls are just people too.
however
it seems that when males are on a spark or oats then they feel like they have
to compete or be on top of the world or you, while in general women are more
joyously freed INTO the experience, the essence, of the act rather than their
relative position. Like, they groove WITH while men groove ABOUT.
this seems to me related to the ability to dissolve ego barriers and allow
interpenetration of psychic maps without the clench factor; men seem to fear
spreading themselves and sucking it IN.
this of course in general for the inertial herd; exceptions are allowed, nay,
encouraged.
rfw, you don't hang in enough trashy places; i know some girls who are DUMB.
Like a brick dumb. They usually are way into heavy drugs or some other form of
self-destruction, or they are poodle pets. But they are rilly DUMB.
now
i don't really FAULT them for it either. Perhaps i mean, they are not COMPLEX.
At least in motivation or outlook.
i used to
when i was a New Fascist and wore black and sneered at people.
now i don't
because usually they come up with some pointed insights, stripped of all the
mental mastication and relativity. In general, i find people like that to be
somewhat more trustworthy than some of my intellectual friend in the matter of
heart and soul.
"i'd rather trust countryman than a town man
looks at you once, you know he understands
no need for a shield when you're out in the field"
-Rael, Lamb Lied Down on Broadway
#35/36: By: diatribe (#4) : basic humanistic impulse
03/28/97 02:47pm
i learn so much by watching the little kids i tutor. we're all really good
inside. we all want to be the best so people will love us. (at least the kids
i work with) i learn so much about people of my nationality as well (korean).
i'm glad
i took
this nightmare
job.
i also found out that stickers don't excite youngins anymore. they want pagers
and basketball cards. :)
#36/36: By: Radio Free Willy (#3) : but I'm an L.A. boy.
04/09/97 09:50am
I've cast feature films. I've seen plenty of DUMB women. I don't mean eager,
I don't mean horny, I mean nice women, but S T O O P I D. The boot sector got
munged. Not writing to all 32 bits. Not calling the right functions. Except
for a few of the white trash, however, a dumb woman is far safer to be in the
same city with than a dumb (and usually rather well armed) man.
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